Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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what are three short words? i a am

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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