- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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