What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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