A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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