- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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