- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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