- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

save me from the nothing ive become

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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