- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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