- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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