- Anti Joke

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What hurts like hell? HELL

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.