What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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woman's rights

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Chicken

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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