- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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