- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

sorry got to poo

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

I have a horse.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

If life gives you lemonade.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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