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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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