- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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