- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Jimmy Saville

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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