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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Knock knock. Get out!!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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