- Anti Joke

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Trump will make America great again.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies