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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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