- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Get up Look in the mirror

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

woman's rights

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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