a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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People...

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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mark is religion

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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