Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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