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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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