A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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