Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Worms don't like apples.

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