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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

An Aisian failed a test

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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