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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

read me write me

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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