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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How old are you? 7

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