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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Japan

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

women's rights.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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