Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Yo mama so fat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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once upon a time, it snowed

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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