- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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