people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

your face

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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