what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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nothing

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Massie is a fatass

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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2 black kids walk into school

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Guess what? Bananas

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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