- Anti Joke

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Cancer.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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