- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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