Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Justin Bieber

every knight i see an owl at window

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Anti Joke

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