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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Cripples are lame.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

why do mexicans get made fun of

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What do black people eat? Food.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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