- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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