- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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