- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Horse.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

who's a slut... you're mom

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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