- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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