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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Patriarchy.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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