- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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