- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Thats what she said

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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