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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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