What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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