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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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