roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

knock knock go away!!!

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A man walked into a bar owch

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Anti Joke

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