- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Sex education in Texas.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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