- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

You know what's natural? Bears.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Penis

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

cory

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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