three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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your mum

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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