- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

a man walked into a bar....

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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