Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

anus

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

DEATH.

no.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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