What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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