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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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