- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

A women in the kitchen.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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