- Anti Joke

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Waseem is a hard worker.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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