- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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