What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

whats 7+4? 74

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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