- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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