Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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