- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity