- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Get some flipping new jokes people

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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