- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Kys

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??