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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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