the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Knock knock *open*

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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