How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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