How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Get up Look in the mirror

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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