- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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