Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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