- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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