A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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