- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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You were born.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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