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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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