Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Go away still nothing to see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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