Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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You have friends

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Error 37.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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