Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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what goes boo a sock

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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