- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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