- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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