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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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