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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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