- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

The duck didn't cross the road.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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