- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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