why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A man walks into a vagina

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Dyslexia ruels!

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

dassa

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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