why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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- Helen Keller

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Dont read this joke

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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