wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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