Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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whats my name? Matt

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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