- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

scientology.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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