Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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