Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guess what? Bananas

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

A French man gets into a fight

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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