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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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