- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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