What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Rebecca Black.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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