Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

do you have a wife?

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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