- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

You know what's funny? Rape

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Your mom.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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