What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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THe Election

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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