- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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