How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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