- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

who is awesome? no one...

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Women's rights

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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