- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

The EPA.

Guess who is violent. Osama

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

The Princess is in another castle

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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