- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A seal walks into a club.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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