A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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