- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

the WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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